raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

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bageutte:

*concludes my essay with “if that makes any sense”*

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heteroiero:

we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

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  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

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dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

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meloncholyfalls:

neyzilla:

meeperme:

rendezvousramen:

pancakebird:

an art tutorial

thank

Wow after watching this my art improved so much

meloncholyfalls 

Oh my god. 

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jennlferlawrence:

steviepsyclone:

NO

I LOST IT I COMPLETELY LOST IT

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

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I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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