rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via darnni)

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

(via borinq)

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

(via ruinedchildhood)

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

(via lohanthony)

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

(via toodopetoexist)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via pizza)

borinq:

im so so so tired but i have so much work im gna cry

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via hotboyproblems)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via starbuckers)

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

(via pizza)

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

(via borinq)