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I am eating bread

Amazing tell us more

it’s very good

This story has me on the edge of my seat

I just finished all of my bread

This is better than Shakespeare

I want more bread

WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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(via funnybro)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via funnybro)

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(via funnybro)

sluttymistletoe:

fuckin aquata

(via funnybro)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via sadcorndog)

burgerking:

Can’t look away.

burgerking:

Can’t look away.

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via funnybro)

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

(via funnybro)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

(via funnybro)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via borinq)

shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

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(via jesuschristvevo)

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

(via hotboyproblems)

(via borinq)