guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

(via pizza)

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

(via hotboyproblems)

yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog

yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog

(via bitchpotato)

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(via bitchpotato)

gothqirl:

*organizes life at 3am*

(via crrocs)

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(via hotboyproblems)

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

(via hotboyproblems)

mosquitotits:

5.00 dollard

mosquitotits:

5.00 dollard

(via toocooltobehipster)

rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

(via borinq)

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

(via crrocs)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(via buttlicked)

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

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